Chilling Adventures of Sabrina's Spellman Fam May Surprise You

The name you might not yet know well is Ambrose Spellman, Sabrina's cousin. He's a wise-cracking old warlock who doesn't look like an old warlock, who's under house arrest in the spellman house for doing something bad a long time ago. That just so happens to describe Salem the cat from Sabrina the Teenage Witch, but in this story, Salem is a cat who's actually a gargoyle/demon, not a cat who's actually a warlock. 

Ambrose may very well become your new favorite character (even though he'll have some serious competition in...literally every other character) thanks to Perdomo, who describes the character like this: 

"Think Jimi Hendrix and David Bowie and think Loki. Now think if they had some sort of like weird, magical 3-way baby, that is Ambrose Spellman." 

Now if that doesn't sound like the makings of the internet's next boyfriend, we don't know what does.