Jennifer's Body Quotes - Jennifer's Body Quotations, Famous Sayings

Nikolai Wolf: Good evening, Devil's Lake!
Man at Melody Lane: Devil's Kettle!
Nikolai Wolf: Fuckin' A, right it is!

Jennifer Check: You give me such a wetty.

Nikolai Wolf: Do you know how hard it is to make it as an indie band these days? There are so many of us, and we're all so cute and it's like if you don't get on Letterman or some retarded soundtrack, you're screwed, okay? Satan is our only hope. We're working with the beast now. And we've got to make a really big impression on him. And to do that, we're going to have to butcher you. And bleed you. And then Dirk here is gonna wear your face.
(Dirk gives him a look)
Nikolai Wolf: Relax, I'm kidding about the face thing. The rest is gonna happen.

Chip Dove: (about to die, apologizing to Needy) And you look really hot in that dress.
(which it obviously isn't)
Needy Lesnicky: You're delirious.

Needy's Mom: (to Needy) I dreamed some bad people were trying to nail you to a tree with hammers and big stakes and shit. Just like J.C. But I didn't let 'em get to you, 'cause I'm a hard-assed, Ford-tough mama bear.

Chip Dove: She can fly?
Needy Lesnicky: She's just hovering... It's not that impressive.
Jennifer Check: God, Do you have to undermine everything I do? You are such a player hater.

(from trailer)
Chip Dove: I can take care of myself. I've been using the Bowflex.

Chip Dove: Stop kidnapping my girlfriend!

Needy Lesnicky: Hey, that's the band.
Jennifer Check: Mmm. You can totally tell they're from the city.
Roman Duda: Yeah, 'cause they're wearing eyeliner. They look like a bunch of faygos.
Jennifer Check: Well, you wouldn't think that, Roman, because you're a small-time Gomer. I wish we had more guys like that in Devil's Kettle. All stylish and shit.

Needy Lesnicky: Hell is a teenage girl.

Jennifer Check: (Having been stabbed in the stomach and bleeding profusely) Got a tampon?

Needy Lesnicky: (V.O. About her 'fan mail') I'm kinda the shit.

Needy Lesnicky: Are you PMS'ing or something?
Jennifer Check: PMS isn't real Needy, it was invented by the boy-run media to make us seem like we're crazy.

(last lines)
Passing Motorist: So, why are you headed east?
Needy Lesnicky: I'm following this rock band.
Passing Motorist: Must be one hell of a group.
Needy Lesnicky: Tonight's gonna be their last show.

(from trailer)
Jennifer Check: You need a mani bad. You should find a Chinese chick to buff your situation.