Things You Only Notice About The Girl Talk Board Game As An Adult

If there's a lesson to be learned from Girl Talk: A Game of Truth or Dare, it's this: you can't have it all. In fact (according to the instruction manual itself), only one person can have it all. So, what exactly does "having it all" entail? 

The Girl Talk universe makes it easy for you to understand by dividing success into four categories — marriage, children, career, and some special moments sprinkled throughout your life (like meeting your future husband at your job and having a soccer team of kids before you're 25). Score all four, and you're totally a winner!

If you don't have all four — well, you're a loser. Sure, now it's acceptable to stay unmarried, become a single mother, and still have the career of your dreams, but not in Girl Talk land. You may be a doctor, but are you married? No? Well, that's what having zit stickers all over your face will get you.